They say that people who are LGBT didn’t choose to be that way. Today, many people believe that sexuality shouldn’t be about what we are on the outside, but who we are on the inside. But our mind is a complicated thing- who exactly are we- on the inside?
I figure that in the very beginning, everyone was straight in an obligation to reproduce. Our natural instincts called on our sorry asses to get fucking and start pumpin’ out babies, and in order to achieve that, a man had to have sex with a woman. Therefore, our base sexuality is “Straight”.
Now, somewhere along the way, perhaps several birth defects or head injuries occurred and a select few of our brilliantly degenerate society started thinking about homosexuality- what it would be like to get fucked by a member of your own gender. And the idea soon became popular enough to have gained recognition during a period of time where almost anything can be regarded as legit (eg. Scientology), and soon people thought it was okay to become gay. Homosexuality is a man-made attribute, and with the help of mass media, has become a quality everyone acquires later in life when they’ve the concept of sexuality.
But wait- where are the bisexuals coming from?
They say that some straight people are in denial of their gay side, well I say that gay people are in denial of their lets-get-some-goddam-pussy side. Yeah I said it- Gay people are in denial of their natural bonabitch instinct. So if straight people are in denial, and gay people are in denial, then that can only mean one thing: We, as modern human beings, are by default bisexual. We are born straight, and we find the gay thing later in life through mass media.
Bear in mind that while the explanation sounded pretty fuckin gay, I am not a bisexual myself. I am straight, eight” and ready to lay. But that is my choice, and so is it everyone else’s choice. It isn’t a solid thing, because it exists only in the mind, and the mind can be changed. People are gay because of the media, because the idea of gay exists- and with the degenerate popularity of gayness, how can we not be at least a little gay? The mind is not strong, and the media changes us.
Let’s play a little game called “repeat after me”. In the following table, chicks will read the left column, and dudes the right:
Now, no matter if you were gay or not, at the very moment you read “I AM SUCKING TITS/DICK”, you were actually thinking of yourself sucking a tit or a dick. And even if you haven’t before, you definitely were conjuring up images of a homo-erotic fantasy since you finished the first sentence of this paragraph.
And that is almost exactly how people decide their sexuality- but wait! Did I actually suggest that people pick their sexuality? Course not. What I am suggesting, is that in today’s world, people deny their sexuality. There will always be a few moments in a straight girl’s life when she thinks of kissing her friend who is a girl, especially if that annoying/catchy song keeps fucking with her head- when you over-think something, it changes you. And that’s what justifies our sexual orientation! There are always these thoughts we don’t like floating around our head: suicide, murder, rape, jaywalking and homosexuality… each one a ticking time bomb ready to change who we think we are, because we don’t know who we are- we have a general idea, but anything more specific is made up, such as sexuality. One day you’re getting a blowjob and the next day you’re giving a blowjob.
However, who you feel you are on the inside is no logical basis for changing who you are on the outside- after all, I feel like Elvis, but that doesn’t mean I should go sing, right?
I think that these warped senses of sexuality are generally tolerable considering how it ain’t their fault that they gay- it’s the media’s.
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However, transsexuals and sex-change people can go to a concentration camp and die.
I support cosmetic enhancements that make people look natural- eg. a girl getting a mole removed, or using product to moisturize the skin. You know, Unnatural variables and irregularities, PROBLEMS that need to be fixed.
However, being a man who wants tits just don’t fit into that category. Girls are already hella hard to figure out, and I don’t wanna spend half my time speculating whether or not my date has a penis where her pussy should be, ok? Trans-sexuality needs to be stopped, because it is in no way natural, it’s a disgrace to the human race and a danger to all men-kind.
And don’t get me started on sex changing- let’s put it this way: In my world, if you find out the chick you bone(d) was a man, you can kill it, chop it up and sneak pieces of it into happy meals and you can still gain access to heaven.