Welcome to some hot sweaty mind fucking. Because the brain has nice curves… lots of nice curves…. Ohh yeah…
That nice soft Donkey butt
Oh you have freedom to think what you want. You have the freedom to say what you want and of course to the consequences of your speech. You have the freedom to do what you want. You could rape a donkey on the spot and the only way people are able to prevent it is if they know you have a donkey raping fetish beforehand. Or if they stick a Closed-circuit camera in the manor which deters you since you’re camera-shy.
the horse was askin for it (source)
I know what you’re thinking – “I don’t have a donkey fetish.”
But you could be a donkey raping shit-eater.
or a dobee babeen sheedeeder (source)
“I know, but I don’t wanna”
So despite it being technically possible for you to rape a donkey, you may never even touch a donkey for the rest of your life.
Why wouldn’t you want to fuck a donkey?
Well what? So many internal and external factors that scream DON’T RAPE THAT DONKEY in your face, it nobody in their right mind would go rape a donkey. Your will is essentially controlled- governed- jailed inside all these factors.
“So you’re saying the insane donkey rapists have free will?”
No, the insane don’t have control over what they think, that’s why they’re called the insane.
“People with bad logic? Maybe you could trick them into raping a donkey.”
No, then it wouldn’t be of their own initiative, and therefore not of their own free will.
Sorry, but you don’t have free will. Everything you’ve done, everything you’re doing and everything you’ll ever do has been decided since “the beginning”.
KABOOM, then there were dominoes
You see, ten years ago there was a big bang- the creation of the universe, whatever you call it. The big bang triggered an insanely complex chain reaction that went on for millions of years. These large scale chain reactions went on until reactions called solar systems formed and planets settled. Upon planet earth, chain reactions continued until formed a reaction several thousand times more complicated than a regular reaction – life.
However the chain reaction was not done with itself. It continued chain reacting and the multibillions of chain reactions continue to happen, and multiply, and create even more chain reactions with chain reactions of their own, and to this day, everything you do is merely another part of the same chain reaction since the big bang.
This chain of reactions, more commonly known as destiny, or god’s will, or determinism, or the past present future, or karma/kamma, or flow of events, or luck, or fate, or whatever the hell people call it these days, is one of the many things in the world that is all determining and absolute- a true constant. And contrary to popular belief, your fate and future cannot be altered.
Everything was meant to be, including Hitler and Scientology
Interestingly this also makes the concept of time travel absolute rubbish, since any reverse time travel would mean reversal of the gabillions of the aforementioned chain reactions, and just how the hell do you do that? Certainly not through causing even more chain reactions by building and firing up a time machine, therefore reverse time travel is theoretically impossible, as in defies all logic, as in fuck you STOP PUTTING TIME TRAVEL INTO FUCKING MOVIES! Because contrary to Hollywood belief, anything that’s theoretically impossible is, in fact, practically and literally and technically and every-other-interchangeable-wordly impossible.
Coming back to the topic of destiny, I don’t mean “your fate cannot be altered” as in “you cannot change what you think will happen to you”, because the sub chain reaction called your brain will most likely try its best to steer you away from the perceived path that leads to failure and harm. But as any movie hero “destined to save the world”, you are destined to experience everything you will come to experience, because life is as determined as the final edit of any horror movie is determined – you may scream at the movie characters to just stop being retards and avoid the obvious traps, but that won’t do squat to stop the ethnic character from dying first.
Who am I?
Continuing upon the logic, Hindsight in regards to news events only works when in a similar but not exact same situation. I call bullshit when anyone says “if I were in that situation I would’a done that, instead I woulda done this and this and that”, as simply by placing yourself in a situation that did not contain you in the first place changes the situation entirely, because under the exact same situation with the exact same characters and the exact same personal factors and environment, you would do the absolute same thing, given the exact same emotions and knowledge and personal experiences and physical body which “If I Were You” logically implies.
More simply put, when you say “nah wouldn’t do thaffeyer in your situation”, what you mean is “If you were I but in your situation minus the negative traits in both our personalities, you (being me) would go do this instead of what you did/ were going to do”
Because who are you really? Knowledge? Knowledge can be learnt through school and Wikipedia, and unlearnt through a bash on the head with a paperweight.
Your memories? What if you were cloned? Would your clone still be you? No. You see through your eyes only. You can’t feel a pinch on your clone.
Are you an emotion? Emotions can be controlled through drugs, and personality can be altered by sticking a foreign object up your
Your organs aren’t you as everything from your to your limbs to your heart to your crotch is removable, and in some cases even replaceable – your organs might be yours, but they are not you. Apparently a person’s body almost completely replaces itself with new skin and flesh every several years (as this link so gleefully disproves but fuck you I’m gonna use it anyway), so in reference of the Ship of Theseus, are you still you after 20 years? So really, “you” as in “I” is just an empty emotionless knowledge-less will-less entity floating through the fanatic ideals of the foolish, made meaningful only by what our world makes you do.
Notice how both the swats were driven by the motivation to “prove that free will exists”, so blue shirt was in fact lying when he implied he was doing this for no rational reason, and brown shirt only agreed because he was plunked in the head and couldn’t think rationally.
A simple environment driven explanation would be blue shirt set out to prove free will because some philosophraptor (who’s part of his environment telling him that free will doesn’t exist, and his motivation for proving the philosophraptor wrong is probably caused by his rebellious personality instilled into him by his peers and the society he lives in (which are also his environment).
Everything we do is motivated- nothing we do is not.
Can’t understand why anyone would think the comic presents a logical argument. (source)
So everything you do is affected by your environment- you think a particular way because of your educators, your peers and your surroundings, and you act a particular way because of your surroundings and your diet and your genes, and ultimately there is very little if not none of you that really could count as “free will”, since your will is also made, influenced and manufactured by your environment.
Kinda like how software is made meaningful only by what computer components you give it, and what YOU DECIDE for the computer to do, except that you’re not really deciding for the computer since you don’t have free will yourself. And your computer is just another chain reaction, chain reaction-ception FTW.
meesa appeeeeearfunny but not, jarjar hating is getting old-sa (source)
“Wait a fucking frogface,” you say, “I just realized something.”
“If destiny cannot be changed, then why bother discussing it?”
Good question my lad( y ). Well obviously aside from informing you that destiny is called destiny for a reason so you’ll stop trying to “change your destiny” by paying cult leaders ignant amounts of money, and the mild turn-on horoscope fans get when reading about it and the ad revenue I’ll get by successfully seducing you to my blog with the excess amount of tags I add to my blog posts, destiny is otherwise entirely meaningless.
So no hypocrisy intended when I say- stop fucking talking about fucking destiny you fucking twat-brains, stop saying people have free will when in fact nobody has free will, and stop fucking raping donkeys GORSH DARNIT!!!
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