Give the kid a fucking break

“Hey dipshit, you just spent the last week revising your ass off for the test, and you got incredible results and therefore we’re gonna ruin your moment by reminding you that this shitty test you just worked your ass off for actually isn’t everything, and that the deficiencies of our shitty exam is somehow your problem so instead of a simple congratulations, we’re gonna diss the system and become internet famous.”

Okay let’s analyze this piece of shit letter.

“However, we are concerned that this test doesn’t assess what makes you special and unique”. You know what? You’re right. That is a problem with academic tests. May I suggest that in addition to knowledge tests, each student also undergo a psyche evaluation and be objectively rated in terms of morality, kindness, personal life and reliability?

How about a full body scan and brainwave analysis, would THAT fucking tell you EVERYTHING about this 12 year old little prick?

“They do not know that you speak 2 languages, that you can dance and paint and perform, they do not know that you take care of your family, they do not know that you can tell a story, they do not know that you wonder about the future, they do not know that your mum is a giant ogre and your father is an emotionally abusive paraplegic who often threatens you with his own suicide causing a giant rift in your psyche that will one day emerge and break you as you call down the spirit of satan and unleash your plot to destroy the world by way of peaceful protesting outside tiananmen square IS THAT FUCKING SPECIAL ENOUGH FOR YOU!!!

Yes, education and the exam system probably needs improvement. But this is something you bring up at a teacher’s conference, not in a letter to a 12 year old kid trying to enjoy his accomplishment.

Fucking hate it when pretentious shit like this gets viral.

One thought on “Give the kid a fucking break

  1. I agree with you on this. This is like getting a perfect score on an algebra test, and then the only “recognition” you get is having the algebra teacher apologize for not telling you that your next door neighbor’s name is Ralph.

    IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

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