A thought for sunday

when you’re sitting in that church symbolically eating jesus flesh and drinking jesus blood, ask yourself this: which specific body part are you actually eating?
I think christians are eating jesus’ big erect cock, which would explain all the blood. If you love jesus so much why wouldn’t you would eat his dick? but then that would make you gay and jesus hates fags, so ultimately your devotion becomes your eventual downfall. And don’t give me that “god isn’t gender” crap, your bible clearly states that jesus was male, and being part of the holy trinity jesus is god and therefore god is male.
incidentally at the pearly gates st peter only has 2 questions for you:
1) would you suck jesus dick
2) are you male.

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