The biblical story of ejaculation

What isn’t commonly known is that before original sin was committed, the original man’s ejaculation came in the form of vapor sperm fumes sweet to the smell and cooling to the face. However, after Adam and Eve ate from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, they got kicked out of Eden, which was guarded by Cherub angels. Loitering in the perimeter and after repeated break-in attempts, the Cherub finally had enough of it and the next time he saw Adam trying ┬áto jump the fence he smacked his staff on the ground, evoked his holy powers in the subsequent thundering and earthquake,┬ácommanded:


(disclaimer: this is a work of fiction.

there is no god.)


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