Introducing the Hybrid Human


Bring meaning into your life again. Do more miles with less food energy. The hybrid human upgrade package does not require external fuels to run, while improving travel distance and speed by more than 20% all while maintaining the maneuverability that is expected of a human. All thanks to the revolutionary W.O.O.L. static electricity generation system. Here’s how it works: when you are stationary, the WOOL converts your stupid hand motions into electrical energy stored in the battery pack, which when fully charged, give you up to 300 feet of useful walk-free travel distance.


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