Do phones really need speakers?

Late October 2016, the charging port on my out of warranty ASUS Zenfone 2 crapped out. Being the genius that I am, upon discovering my phone could not charge, I did not think to immediately shut it off to conserve power, or transfer all my files to my SD card and obtain the various codes…

#blockedbystephanie

I am Honored to announce that I am officially blocked by Stefan Molyneux on twitter. It came to my attention that a bunch of bastions of journalism such as the “washington examiner” interpreted SB 1322, California’s new law that doesn’t jail victims for sex trafficking for prostitution (DUH) as “legalizing child prostitution”. Stephan Molyneux and a…

A Meeting with Hitler

Hitler asks me whether he should kill 6 million Jews or 7 million Jews I say, how about zero Jews? Hitler says nope, we’re trying to out killing zero jews as an atheist even though he’s really jewish, and there are other tactics in these super secret emails so killing zero jews won’t be an option or…

The Tornado

  The seas were unambitiously beating across the shore, shadowed by the clear white clouds looming the free blue sky as the light observed black Madea through the keyhole of a kitchen screen. Filth and water flowed from the same bucket and as glisten shone on the silverware, she turned her head aside so that…